He used to be the best man you never had. He used to call after every two hours. And every time he did it, he would start with the word “hi babe”
And as you walk side by side, he was always all over you, holding you tight. This is a guy who would brave the cold and wait until he’d see you coming out.
He could follow you everywhere. He was always ready to escort, though he seemed to be struggling financially, the guy never minded whatever you asked for.
As days go, you came to realize that the man who was always all over you was losing interest. He no longer trailed you everywhere you go. The tail behind you was vanishing. The shadow you were pushing with was diminishing.
His calls became less and less. He no longer sees you often. He sometimes ignores the texts. The chats that used to be there till past midnight are gone; you soon start to miss them. Your guy becomes ever “busy”. He actually wanted what was beneath your pants. He wanted to feel how it tastes. He must have been a guy who was strictly brought up; very desperate to stick his thing to your hole. And he actually did that!
He has of late really changed. He calls only when he sees a missed call, he waits for you to tell him goodnight so that he can say “good night too”, He waits until you say ‘I love you’, then he replies, ‘I love you back……………….sweetheart’ . At this rate, if you are not dating an echo, then you are dating a parrot.