Twitter is one of those corporate organizations that think it can play God and get away with it. Forget the EU laws that will have no effect on the way internet players operate. Google and the other large corporations are masters at getting their way, and Twitter is no exception. Over the years, social media has become a useful tool for nearly everyone on the planet. In the western world, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram are arguably the largest players. In the East, Vkontakte and a few others we dare not mention rule the roost.
Social media platforms are known for their sometimes irresponsible behavior. Twitter has in the past stored our data poorly. It even allowed the Russians to fuck up with an election somewhere. Twitter is also accused of stifling dissenting voices, operating in disregard of personal data privacy, and closing user accounts of people they do not like! It should never be forgotten how Twitter was adopted as a 140-character brief method of putting across stuff, and then turned coat and mutated into a composition-writing platform.
The injustices meted on social media users by Twitter users have put Twitter in our crosshairs. As a result, we give you methods of hitting back at this corporate org that thinks itself invincible.
Options of Fucking Twitter Are Many
If you are not so happy with Twitter, you may not have many ways of hitting back. We looked at a few means the average Twitter user can put to use and throw a punch. Twitter cares about spamming and safety on the platform. They want users to feel good, calm and comfortable. The corporation is sensitive to some certain issues; given it is largely an American site. It is these things that are dear to twitter that anyone throwing back a punch should exploit. One big advantage; you do not need special skills to do some of these things. A twitter account, internet and some few minutes are all you need.
Below we list some ways you can hit back at Twitter. You may use the same methods on other social media sites. If you can think of one more new one, do share it with us. We will happily add it to the list. If we think up of more methods ourselves, we will add it here too. So, has Twitter arbitrarily suspended your account? Sign up on the platform with a new username and let us cause some trouble.
Nestwebia does not advocate for online hate. This website article is purely for informative purposes. We will not pull it down. Additionally, some of the methods we outline here may not be suitable for you (depending on individual tastes, preferences and likes), or may not sit well with your conscience. Choose the one you are comfortable with; there are enough to go around and allow 12 baskets of leftovers.
In each method outlined below, we give you keywords to search on Twitter. From the results, always do as many tweets as you can. You may copy-paste a similar tweet in replies to different twitter users and be a spammer on Twitter.
Pro-Semites and anti-Nazis abound on Twitter. Rile them up in their numbers and cause uproar. To do this, just search for the keywords ‘NAZI’ and ‘Anti Semitism’. From the results you get, look for the tweet with most replies and rile up the fellas there. We bet ‘white supremacy’ comes in here too.
Finger-in-Eye of Muslims
Search for the keyword ‘Islam’ and ‘Muslims’ on Twitter. From the results, you will see the debate on Islam. Blast them as unruly fellas who cannot hold peace. Call them terrorists and offer to donate a pig to all mosques for the next Idd ul Fitr feast.
These guys think they have a guaranteed one-way ticket to heaven. If you can find Catholics on Twitter, remind them about their priests abusing boys. Ask them about the number of beggars in Christian countries. If you can get some contradictory bible verses, throw them at the Twitter Christians. By the way, you will find hundreds of them congregated around our Nestwebia program for Christians www.twitter.com/12forchristians. Go at them with all you can.
Asia is One Large Hellhole
Oooh, don’t we all love Asia! In Asia, an airplane can disappear into thin air and never be seen again. In Asia, a natural disaster is a death sentence to hundreds of people, even thousands. Asia has all manners of weird cultures, taboos and social practices. India is currently ungovernable and a center for rape. Search for the keyword Asia’, or individual countries in the Asian continent.
Thumbs up Trump
American President Donald Trump attracts love and hate in unequal measure. There is more hate to be found, than love. However, he gets his maths right and that is why he is president of America. Go to any tweet by Donald J. Trump. You will find enough bile there in the replies. Latch onto those fellas with a sentence praising Trump and see what happens next.
Brexit Must Happen
Twitter is not happy about Brexit. By supporting Brexit, you will be hitting back ant Twitter, and at the EU which has for many years allowed corporations like Twitter to thrive. On Twitter, search for the keyword Brexit. Do not use a hashtag symbol with Brexit if you want to get the real deal. From the results you see, find those that are tweeting in support of brexit and echo some of their opinions.
Blacks vs. Whites Always Wins
If you are white, say something not nice about blacks on Twitter. If you are Black, say something not nice about white fellas on Twitter. Keywords to search for; ‘black men’ and ‘white men’.
Disasters are Preventable
Yes, most calamities and disasters are preventable. Additionally the responses of governments to disasters save lives. If you are of the tough type, look up some disaster happening somewhere on the planet. The more the number of people dead, the better for your case. From the results you get, reply with criticism of the govt response, criticism of the victims and why they were there in that space at that specific time, say the dead deserved to die. More tweets, better results. Keywords; ‘disaster help’, ‘disaster dead’, and ‘disaster terrible’.
Fucking Twitter by Lying to The Site
Twitter wants to know who you are, what you do, what you like and not like, where you are etc. Denying this information to Twitter riles it up big time. Set the birthday on your Twitter profile to a false one, give them a false location on your bio etc.
We are not in the habit of asking people to share stuff from our website. We say; if you want to share, share. If you do not want to, do not. However, if you want to punch back a little more, share the link to this article on your twitter timeline, link to it from your website etc all aimed at pointing more Twitter users to this post. The more these methods are adopted, the better.
Use a VPN
Use a simple VPN when browsing and see how it messes up the platform. Step up things a notch higher by disallowing cookies from Twitter. Use your browser in a un-maximized size to deny them screen-size/resolution info. All these will get Twitter unhappy, and you will know you really did hit back at them in your small way.
The EU is Crappy
The European Union is full of shit. It must break up if member countries hope to thrive. Britain is pulling out of this union that only benefits Germans and the French. The EU punishes the smaller member countries and massages the powerful member countries. The useless union only causes untold suffering and pain to citizens of Europe. It cannot figure out how to handle immigration, especially of poor Africans coming to Europe to reap the hard-won benefits of European citizens. Keywords: ‘EU not working’, ‘European Union’, ‘european union ineffective’.
America Vs Russia and the Chinese
America has been beaten by Russia and the Chinese. Communism may not go on a march round the world, but the ideals and postulates of socialism will. After all, who said democracy is the only way to do things? Put this to any Americans you find out there on Twitter and it will definitely cause a storm. The idea is to make the space uncomfortable for Americans on varying opinions about this issue. Keywords; ‘America beaten China’, ‘America beaten Russia’.
Africa is a Shithole
After conquering the American continent and Europe, Twitter is increasingly looking at Africa as its next frontier. They are sucking up to Africans themselves and African governments. The result is that Twitter ends up indirectly supporting oppressive regimes in Africa. On Twitter, lambast the African continent in general, not the African people. It will make the people who love Africa unhappy with the platform and push them towards their homegrown social media sites – where they should be anyway. Keywords; ‘Africa crappy’, ‘Africa shithole, ‘Africa mess’
Vladimir Putin is a Messiah
Isn’t he? Keywords; ‘Putin’, Vladimir Putin’, Putin Russia’.